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When the top of your beanie is shaped like a squid's head.
person 1: Hey your beanie's got a squid-top.
person 2: Oh, really?
The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.
"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."
"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."
When you go out without the deadweight of friends who can’t keep up (similarly going out in the summer in just a tank top without a jacket to weigh you down).
Marley, we’re tank topping tonight, don’t invite anyone.
a nonverbal agreement between acquaintances, or in rare situation strangers in which they put each other in there myspace top friends for the main reason of filling up space.
thisguy: i didnt know bre and travis where such good friends
thatguy: there not
thisguy: then why are they on each others top friends?
thatguy: thats just a top agreement
The (possibly sexual) act of vomiting on a partner's genitals. Usually an accident, and always played off as one.
I tried tossing the salad, but I ended up topping the sundae.
when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.
Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."