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The sucking of ones cock or penis either by someone else of even themselves if they are flexible enough to get into position.
Chubby Monica is great at performing cock blow on famous polititians.
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To unequivocally, totally, and utterly fail at life.
Carlos Mencia, Paris Hilton, candy corn, Night Trap, Sewer Shark, any dipping sauces other than buffalo and ranch, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kevin Fedderline, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, MTV, Fred Savage except for his role in Rules of Attraction. All of these things, and anything else you like, blow the dolphin.
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When a girl performs Oral Sex on you while she is eating Skittles.
Guy: Dude that chick gave me a Rain Blow in the bathroom!
Guy2: No Wai!
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An atrocity so horrific that neither "sucks" nor "blows" is sufficient as a descriptor.
"Shit dude, that lady just jacked my winning lottery ticket. This sucks and blows."
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When I start to kiss down my boyfriends chest and stomach while pulling at his belt loops and pockets slowly getting down to his pants button which i unbutton with my teeth. Then i pull his pants down to about his knees and look up at him and smile. Then i slowly massage his balls with one hand and move my hand up and down his shaft while i slowly suck the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirl my tongue around the tip. i suck him a little bit harder and swirl my tongue faster. i suck harder as his dick slides farther down my throat and suck harder and harder and use my hand to jack him off at the base of his penis. He gets harder and harder and his penis throbs as he is ready to cum. I moan and suck harder and squeeze the base of his penis while i suck. He cums and the cum goes all the way down my throat, i look up at him and smile as a swallow it all.
THAT is a blow job.
It takes alot of practice to master the art of giving an AMAZING moan making blow job ;)
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It's not like I'm blowing off every guy I meet!
I want to blow off that guy!
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placing a line of cocaine on an erect penis and then snorting it off.
Dude, so that chick last night totally took a massive blow log off me.
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