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John Edward

A semi introvert. A cold person at first. He doesn’t talk much and doesn’t give a damn to others. He’s quiet and mysterious. You will not see him in crowded and loud places. But once you know him and he gives his trust to you, he’s the most fun person to be with.

He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.

John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.

He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.

He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.

John Edward is one of a kind.

John Edward is for keeps.

Little girl is so blessed to have him.

You’re so lucky with your boyfriend! He’s so John Edward!

by tlegirl00 March 10, 2022


Edward 40 hands

A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans

Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands

by Yousuckloser June 5, 2021


Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.

"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."

by Quinterrogator February 13, 2022


Team Edward

if you support edward you're wrong!

team edward is horrible (This post has been brought to you by #TeamJacob)

by MamaOvi January 6, 2020


Team Edward

Insane people, who think Edward is a better choice for Bella, even though he left her, made her suicidal, and nearly killed her with his kid.

Fan 1- Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Fan 2- Team Edward
Fan 1- * sends Fan 2 to a mental ward*

by t.h.1155 November 10, 2020


Edward marsh

I am Edward hello

“Edward marsh”

by Abcdrfhajakxjcnncm October 19, 2021


edward jew

justin salad donald egg jumpin chicken range.

i want to pull a edward jew on you.

by edwardnuokk January 24, 2023