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Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.
"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-
"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."
Damn Hairy Hamersly.
When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.
"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."
Harry Styles hairy toes. His feet pics on google are delicious, tasty, and cool.
UwU
Person#1: are you gay?
Person#2: I like hairy styels toes…
A man's first anal experience.
Dan has been planning his hairy sundae since last January.
macocne
look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock
When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:
This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.
Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).
Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"
Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"