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A punk ass hurricane that won't hit NC.
Such a Hurricane Matthew, it won't even hit us.
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A fucking amazing jerkbag full of dick head comments like "FUCK"
You are such a Matthew I can't even talk to u.
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Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
Matthew: hey can you give me money
Anyone: no you are broke and gay.
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A nerd who got killed in among us first countless times
Wow you dead again you must be a Matthew
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gay fag who has a poop fetish and loves a girl named Molly Hay. Also has abs so its all good, girls usually want his dick but all he wants is a alaskan pipeline on himself. after a long day of sleeping in and going to the gym, he usually hits up a girl who can bend walls with her curves for a nice alabama hot pocket.
Girl 1: Have you seen Matthew Low?
Girl 2: No I was with him yesterday and all he wanted to do was eat my shit
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sick rapper and parkour god. takes the piss tho cos he never comes in and it's always when we have rachel. hmmmmm, something a bit fishy going on there mate ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
"i'm gonna do a matthew roberts today and not come in cos we have rachel."
"look at how good i am at parkour, i'm like a matthew roberts me mate."
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