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When multiple nugs of marijuana combine to form one large nug
Out of the 70 sack I pulled out one 7g mother nug.
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A over-bearing and over-loving mother whose pressure feels like a pillow over the face i.e. smothering you
Tommy: The mothering thing, okay. You’re smothering him with the moth- you’re a smother's mother . That’s what you are. You, you know what I mean? It’s like a pillow, a love pillow that you’re holding over the kid. He can’t breathe.
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A Mother Tiger is someone who will always look out for you when you need help, she will always be very kind and considerate to others, never make her feel bad, never loose her
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When there's a bunch of tweekers passin the pipe telling stories, talkin shit about someone else
Mike's been Mother Goosin
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Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.
Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.
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The first thing to ask when you get into a Cs:GO game to establish dominance with your teammates. You need to pronounce it with a russian accent.
Red: Blue Mother Alive?
Blue: Yes
Red: Ohh.. Why?
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Who I have had sexual intercourse with.
Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.
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