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Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.
Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.
Bro- you smell.
Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.
When one goes diarrhea in one’s pants
Man that taco bar made me get joshy pants
when you get too excited and shid your pant.
your mum -“oh no i shat myself”
me - “haha shid pant”
The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes
Person #1: Shit man, my girlfriend didn't like my bush, so i snipped it, and now i have a killer pant prickle
Person #2: Dude, that's tough
The condition of having one's pants and shorts around one's ankles to the point that you have zero mobility and range of motion.
Whilst getting a blowjob, I became pant locked and stumbled trying to make it to the bed...
Someone who shits their pants in the middle of school
Everyone called dawid "Scitter Pants" after he shat himself in school
In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.