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Gay- Noun
1. tom brady.
"Matt and I fight like teenage girls," said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Matt Cassel. "We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and messing around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me."
So every team playing them including oakland watch out cause he wants you to touch his sack in the pocket
Tom Brady is so HOMO!
when someone calls you every day AT THE SAME TIME to tell you meaningless bullshit thats going on in their life
friend: ay, i just made a sandwich, and it was awesome! me: i dont fucking care!!!!
To be upset or harboring obsessive feelings of jealousy based solely upon speculative information regarding your partners activities, derived from the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" in which Tom Cruise's character slowly goes insane because of a comment his wife made about a sailor she did not sleep with, but thought about sexually. This behavior can be either temporary or chronic, and can involve repeatedly visualizing your partner with other people, spying on your partner, confronting your partner with your "evidence," looking through your partners private domains, becoming obsessed with your partners activities, calling or texting your partner regularly to make sure he or she isn't with anybody, becoming suspicious of other people in your partners life, and becoming possessive and untrusting of your partner.
Well, yeah, I'm hanging out with John again, we got off work at the same time and... Baby, are you Tom Cruisin'?! John is gay!
A guy who is generally great to be around, he is funny, loud and well mannered.
Grows up in a ruff part of a country but is surprising becasue goes to a private school.
Mostly likely not well off, have little money and complains alot about it.
Hey did you meet Jack today ?
Yeah, he seemed to be Tom Pickup, didnt he?
Yeah he goes to a private school you know?
Yeah of course i know what a Tom Pickup is.
a goon, whom prevents development, no further words needs
'Tom Priston, go home' 'no' keith drives.....
Biggest dickhead ever.
Every woman in his family is attractive.
Dude 1: Wow that dudes sister is hot.
Dude 2: Yeah but he is such a dickhead.
Dude 1: What a tom thorp
A jerk. A total loser who thinks he knows it all. He'll usually beg for attention by making up a bunch of lies.
Do not trust a Tom. They'll act nice at first, but then they'll turn on you.
Usually have no luck with women, they scare them away with their clinginess and obsessiveness. They'll most likely rush into a relationship with someone they barely know.
"Do you know that Tom?"
"Yeah, he's a freak!"
"You can say that again, I spoke to him once and he said he was in love with me"