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The biggest asshole in the world
Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!
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A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.
Lennie Jim carries his Okie tool kit under the seat of his Jimmy pickup truck.
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Someone who acts like they do hardcore drugs when in fact they dont, and say that to get attention. Someone who is dirty by nature and acts like a tool to get friends.
shutup, your such a dirty tool
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For men, a term used to describe being aroused by another man or woman to the point of getting a partial or full erection.
That guy, from next door, working on my car always manages to put a serious a tingle in my tool. I'd be happy to show him how to use another kind of tool.
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KID: GuEsS WhAt
KID2: WhAt! DiD yOu GeT AnoTHer ViRus
KID: N0 I gOt aN ePic GAmEr TOoL
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When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.
You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!
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Having a "Tool In My Box" means that there is a penis inside of your anal canal at that point in time, so if someone were to say "Hey, did Aytuls shove his tool in your box?" it would be asking if Aytuls shoved his penis up inside of your anal canal.
Hey Ashley, may I shove my tool in your box?, Who would like to shove their tool in my box?. May you stick your Tool In My Box?
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