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Bike Nazis are city nerds who show up in rural areas with urban attitudes, dressed in strange alien garb such as dumpy ass spandex pants, pointy head helmets and tard shoes. They do dumb shit to piss off the farmers who really use the roads for their livelihood like ride 3 abreast in a 55 mph zone so you can't get around them. They give attitude to everyone. They are nothing but a pain in the ass.
Nice shoes there slick. If you didn't look stupid enough with your bony ass in spandex and that stupid looking helmet, the shoes take it right over the top. At least that farmer will be able to see your bike nazi ass before he runs over you with his combine.
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1. Someone who cannot tolerate other kinds of music. They have a very narrow taste for sounds of which they probably didn't even aquire themselves.
2. Someone who argues over what genre a song is esp when they're very similar.
A genre nazi would probably say something along the lines of:
1. I only like hip/hop. I only like metal. i only like pop. etc.
2. "No this isn't trance, this is house." or "this is death metal not deathcore."
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Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.
Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".
Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"
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A group of retarded white people who fight for the cause of being white and ignorant without any other reason besides "whites are a superior race" and "we love butt sex", otherwise known as douche bags.
Kevin: Yo Pete, look at that guy across the street with the shaved head and his shirt off displaying a swastika tattoo! I think he's a Neo Nazi!
Pete: Nah Kevin, that's just a bald Douche Bag.
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Brake Nazi
A brake nazi is the guy (or gal) driving in front of you that constantly pushes the brake pedal every few seconds, even if there is no one in front of them for miles.
Brake Nazi's are the cause of daily aggrevation, high blood pressure, and anxiety while in the car commuting to and from work (or other destinations)
Brake Nazi's are the people that use their brakes to slow down the car instead of properly gauging the distance between one car and the next, and just taking the foot OFF the gas pedal so they dont need to slam on the brakes every minute.
That guy in front of me is such a brake nazi. There's no one around him for miles but he keeps hitting the damn brakes. Where in the world did that a-hole learn how to drive?
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A number nazi, or numerical nazi or mathematical nazi.They are as annoying and similar to a grammar nazi. but instead of words they reign over numbers and, math.
Jeff-Hey Mark, what is 1 + 1?
Mark-Bitch its WINDOW!
Jeff-No dip shit, it's 2!
Number Nazi-You both are dumb-asses, 1 + 1 is an expresion, therefore, there is no equal sing.
Grammar Nazi-You spelt "expression" wrong.
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When an owner of a home has a septic tank and makes you moniter your water VERY closely, limits your shower time to 2 minutes, keeps laundrey and dishes piled up hoping for the rare chance they clean themselves
Also lives pertinaciously by the phrase, "If it's brown flush it down if it's yellow keep it mellow"
Mike: Did you see Kathy's house
Joe: Oh I know it was a pigsty
Mike: I wish she would flush her toilets, clean her dishes, and do some laundry
Joe: If only she didn't have a septic tank
Mike: I know it makes her such a water nazi
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