turkey neck

a common name for a large, loose, and wrinkley vagina; tends to be saggy beyond belief.

"Hey my name is Mary Ann"
"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"
"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."
"Anytime."

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Colts neck

Town of gay and gossiping parents.

You live in colts neck? yea that place is gay.

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red neck

An intelligent white male, usually from the South with an IQ higher than most other races. They are characterized by: Clean living, Manners, intelligence, proud of there heritage, morals.

synonym: gentleman, smart, republican

antonym: Nigger, KKK, Neo-Nazi, Pinko-Commie

That red neck over there is very polite, well dressed, and intelligent.

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neck breaker

neck breakers are like the ultimate nike kicks (or any other kicks for that matter) that are so expensive that when people see them and they turn around to look at the guy's shoes, that person's neck breaks

DAMNNN, he got on neck breakers!

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ghetto neck

Noun. (1) Characterized by the type of gestures typified by inhabitants of the ghetto; (2) One who uses the neck and head in a ghetto-esque way to exaggerate or otherwise accompany their speech; (3) A neck that is not good see "ghetto" as a general slang term for "of poor quality"; (4) A disease that causes indignant head gestures in those afflicted also known as tensor fascia necka which can be alleviated, though not cured, with topical ointments such as "neck on," which is applied directly to the neck ("neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck").

Even though she was not speaking aloud, Amanda had ghetto neck when she wrote that email.

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Muppet Neck

There is no discernible difference in the girth between a person’s head and neck, they may be referred to as a ‘Muppet Neck’

Do you know Jimmy? Oh yeah he has a real Muppet Neck

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Goose Neck

To Goose Neck, Verb;

When you're penetrating a partner from behind, reach around and stick your index and middle finger deep inside their mouth in order to make them gag.

Gagging action is similar to that of the production of Fois Gras.

See also Badger Snare

I Goose Necked the missus so deep last night I almost fingered her lungs

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