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A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.
Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!
Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?
Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!
Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.
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it's a meat pastry, you perverts!
Man, I could really go for a chicken pot pie right now.
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The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.
George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.
Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast
When a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual sex with some girl...he then proceeds to open up her pussy and whitey into it filling it to the brim ... The man may then put his penis inside the girls vagina and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.
Boy: "I was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking lass was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out...felt a bit sick so i threw up in her pussy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise
HONEY LOVE POT is a sweet and suggestive term of endearment for female genitalia.
Not to be confused with love bucket. Sorta like vajayjay but sweeter!
Includes vagina, vulva, clitoris, labia, perineum, pc muscle, skene's glands, bartholin gland, female prostate gland, and the CUGA spots.
Female orgasm explains how the stimulation of the N spots and the CUGA spots gets the 'Honey Love Pot' flowing with her transudate honey!
Female ejaculation explains how the fluid gushes or squirts from the urogenital of the Honey Love Pot.
The Honey Love Pot may be open for a dipper. The dipper a.k.a. penis dips into the Honey Love Pot for some sweet erotic pleasure.
Husband to Wife: “Of all the local honeys, you’ve got the one honey love pot that I want to dip into!”
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: “You make my honey love pot flow with sweetness.”
Sexually-Frustrated Woman to friend: “No action here tonight so I guess I’ll be playing with my honey love pot.”
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wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY
i always wanted to type that word have never done i tb4
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