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When a female tightens her anus around a man's penis before the man ejaculates. This insures that the man's sperm does not exit the anus during ejaculation.
Oh Bill, are you ready? I'm closing the windows!
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an invention of the nazi's of microsoft to slow down the world and put everyone out of pocket, even the elderly, disabled and anyon else who hapens to live in a country were computers are used, i hope bill gates dies.
Windows XP, the worlds most powerful os, if you dont like computers that are switched on
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A time where the chance for action (usually, but not always, sexual in nature) arises. When one sees such a chance, one must grab it (or, if you will, jump through the window of opportunity).
1. The Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy sex later.
2. The non-Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. Remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.
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A euphemism for smoking pot. Coined upon finding a bong made out of a Windex bottle. Best part is that it is "undercover" so can be used in mixed company.
'Hey girl. Do you wanna go "wash the windows" with me?'
"Yeah. You know I love "washing windows".
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the computer update which gives big porn companies and virus hacker people your ip address, your passwords, your ports, your address your fone your job, your wifes name, your daughters (ewwwwwwwwww) and installs trojans and deletes avi files so u cannot watch the kazaa downloaded files
the windows update ruined teh man with the lies to the wife, the staling of the daughters and the killage of his money
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The shitastic OS brought to you by Microsoft. It precedes Windows 7, but was after XP. It was forced down the throats of everyone who bought a new PC before Windows 7 became available.
Person 1: Hey I bought a new laptop!
Person 2: You should have bought one before Windows Vista became available.
Person 1: Why? :(
Person 2: Cause now you got the crappy Vista instead of XP!
Person 1: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!
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In retrospect, one of the greatest operating systems ever created. It was simple, it was modern, and it performed flawlessly (unlike Win 10 which is constantly riddled with bugs). It is ironic how Windows 10 adopted a more minimal user interface design, yet it is twice as more convoluted to use than Windows 7.
Using Windows 7 feels like freedom. Using Windows 10 feels like oppression.
Man I miss Windows 7. Although I like the design and function of Windows 10 (and 11), I really do miss the old Aero UI with the glass-paneled taskbar and such. I also miss those Win 7 themes that had those UI sound effects that change with it.
And overall everything in Win 7 just felt so much simpler and way less intrusive. It felt like it was your home.
(P.S. are their seriously no GIFs of Windows 7??)
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