wet sammy

Finger is licked, then stuck into another's belly button.

Oh damn! He gave me a wet sammy!

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Wet Brownie

Placing your partners head into a toilet (Similar to a swirlie) and fornucating with them doggiestyle after recently excreting feces into it. (BUT DO NOT FLUSH)

A wet brownie is a perfect way to make that prom night special, especially when you are forced to share a hotel room with several other couples and want privacy.

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wet for Went

idiomatic expression, used mainly by true fans to express downright appreciation for an American actor called Wentworth Earl Miller III. starring in the TV show "Prison Break".

Originally coming from a hilarious blog with the same title it is now officially used around the globe, e.g. in printed publications like the German Issue of the GQ Style Guide Fall 2007.

(direct quote from the GQ Style Guide 2007)
Even in Paris a PR-woman lately confessed that she was "wet for Went".

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Wet No Tuppy

When someone feels that they are better or more skilled than they truly are at a specific job, task, or operation.

I'll tell ya....that Will...He sure is a Wet No Tuppy! Coming in here acting like he knows everything that he was taught just a minute ago.

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Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

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wet picnic

Sexual intercourse, outdoors, on a blanket. Generally done in fields and meadows.

Brian and Susan went to the park and found a quiet spot to have a wet picnic.

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Wet pancake

A wet pancake is basically someone that is rather fat and commonly named adam

Adam is a wet pancake

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