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anger wood

Getting so angry that you pop a boner

Yo that bitch got me so mad that I got anger wood

by Anger wood February 15, 2016


wood slanga

Slanging dick. A hard dick. Anything that pertains to using a dick sexually

My man is a certified wood slanga

by Kikaloo February 18, 2022


surface wood

(n)- morning wood in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.

Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.

"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."

by edward_violet December 17, 2009


wood staining

The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.

1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!

by 1peefree1y July 15, 2017


Patrick Woods

Amelia Goggins Boyfriend

Patrick woods amelia higgins forever

by Amelia Goggin February 3, 2023


lil wood

A boy that does funny videos on istagram

Did u see the new video lil wood posted today

by Nickdavis04 August 30, 2017


V-wood

Vagina Wood. The female equivalent of "schwing" or getting a boner.

Girl 1: "Dang, look at that dude!"
Girl2: "V-WOOD!!!"

by Meggy G... March 14, 2018