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the greatest people are always born on october 22. they have a great taste in fashion and send the best reddit links. the greatest person to live also has the greatest friend to live who’s name is usually Makayla.
Do you know who Reagan is?
Well of course, she’s the greatest person to live.
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Live-Action Gaming (or LAGging) is the act of playing or running a 'Live-Action Game'. This is a form of game where the participants physically act out all of their characters' actions. Unlike LARPs, which were inspired by role-playing games and genre fiction, live action gaming traces it's root to sports and computer games.
To make a comparison to computer games, LARPing is the live-action form of a computer RPG like "World of Warcraft" while LAGging is the live-action form of a videogame like "Doom" or "Quake".
"I prefer Live-Action Gaming to LARPing. I don't want to spend all that time figuring how to best spend my experience points."
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This term is used when one is in dire need of becoming rich and will resort to cramming family and friends into one home to acquire money by splitting all the bills amongst each individual which in turn saves each person more money to buy the fancier things in life.
Hey, Mikey, why don't you move in and we can live like arabs and be rich!
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When a person lives in the extremes. One who smokes cigarettes and then only consumes organic food.
I explore moderation through high contrast living. Last night I drank a bottle of jagermeister, so I must go for a run today!
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The condition of being stoned, drunk and coked up, the preferred state of the original cast of Saturday Night Live in the late '70s. Since you are also getting live on drugs, it is a pun.
Drunk: I got us some Hpnotiq and a handle of Stoli... we're gonna get drunk!
Stoner: Oh yeah... well I just bought a Q... we're gonna get fuckin' live!
Cokehead: No, you guys... I have a fucking kilo on me right now... we're getting straight Saturday Night Live!
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This is a mental and social disorder where by an individual is deemed to be an unproductive member of society because s/he lacks the mental aptitude, social skills and general zest necessary to do so.
***Symptoms***
*extremely lazy
*complains excessively
*thinks s/he has a musical talent but is really tone deaf
*expects others to make meals for him
*expects HIS dishes to magically to wash themselves
*will attend school for a major that will not get him/her far in life (ex. such as drama), yet will complain how expensive and difficult school is
*too lazy to seek out employment but will complain how much debt s/he has acquired
*when s/he is given a job, s/he is content to work for free
*typically lives in filth, and has horrible personal hygiene
*leaves pubic hair ALL over the bathroom
*unable to urinate w/o covering the toilet seat with urine
*uses a complete roll of toilet paper every day
*usually dates fat psychotic bitches with emotional problems that he met online
*likes to complain how he's way too busy,yet he manages to spend 2 hours on the phone talking to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f
Example 1)When someone does something completely retarded.
Lily: Did you see what Alberto just did?
Kevin: No. What?
Lily: He was stirring his pasta with a butcher knife! What a fucking tool.
Kevin: Lily, that's not very nice, you know he suffers from Too Stupid To Live (TSTL)
Lily: Opps, my bad.
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when your head hurts like you had too much vodka, but it's really a headache from rockin' so hard!
I went to an awesome concert last night, but today I have live music hangover. My head is killing me! it's like I drank all night!
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