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A school full of autistic gay nibbas.
That kid is from central york middle school
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When you shit on a woman's chest. and then proceed to titty-fuck her.
"After we got back to her place, I gave that bitch a New York Taco."
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When a person from New York obfuscates facts and slows down the search for solutions.
That store manager in the Bronx just told me what I wanted to hear but actually gave me a New York Shoe shine
a sex position where you put 2 bats in both holes (vagina and buttox)
Dude, i gave her a New york yankee workshop, and she squirted while she was bleeding!
When you eat a New York steak for dinner then after you eat a girl out and because of how bad it smells, you throw up in her pussy. So you caused a New York Thunder Storm in her pussy.
Last night I caused a New York Thunder Storm in bed and my girlfriend dumped me 30 minutes after.
What you say when you mean you’re nothing special; sure, I did this, but, I’m humble about it.
Also used as a humble reply to a compliment.
Ethan: Safira your handwriting is so perfect, mine is so bad!!
Safira: I’m no Miss New York.
Safira: I’m no Miss New York, but I wrote a 10-page-essay in two hours.
When you fuck someone in the ass and immediately shove your shit covered dick in their mouth.
Yo, that motherfucker gave her a New York Chili Dog last night.
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