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One who smacks jelly on toast while staring into the eyes of thy enemies.
Person1:Hey man, who was that guy at the party smacking jelly?
Person2: I thought he was your friend
Person3:That wasn't a girl right?
Person2: Lets just call that creature, The Jelly Phantom
When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's
He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.
a monstrous disguise for a beautiful person
you act evil when you are not you ack like the phantom
When someone during the end of a party decides to take a shit on the floor. Usually, this happens because the line for the washroom is too long at this point. The Phantom forever remains a mystery and leaves everyone in awe.
The Phantom has stuck again.
Sexual move; when a man tucks his dick and balls between his legs and performs intercourse on a man or woman while wearing a strap on.
"I snuck in and let that girl have it with the Phantom last night! She had no clue what hit her."
Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.
I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.
When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.
I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.