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Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
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Top grade marijuana. Prize winning strains of homegrown mary jane. Term used almost exclusivly in midwest societies.
Man, I only smoke the good stuff, you know, the Turkey Bud.
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To apply comic relief to an otherwise serious situation.
Also has sexual connotations (see "Tap the turkey")
George: "I swear if you do that again i'll kick you in the groin"
Innocent quick whitted bystander: "Work the the turkey" (childish voice)
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When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.
Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!
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The act of a female spreading her vagina open and allowing a male shit in the vagina. Then the male proceedes to fuck the mess as if stuffing a turkey
Last night I fucked Kayla and stuffed her with cock but tonight, I'm turkey stuffing her tonight til she is filled and stuffed.
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a big fat blunt that is rolled so that it is skinny on one side and has a big bulge on the other end, resembling a turkey's leg
hey paul, roll us a big fat turkey leg so we can get stoned
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Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
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Penoscrotal Web
The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.
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