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the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl's twat, kicking and/or punching the twat until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bloody tampons
Guy 1: Dude i was at Tiffany's house last night and i gave her the bloody tampon eater
Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?
Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries
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Having sex with the hole in a girls throat after a tracheotomy
Dude, I totally gave her a Bloody Blow hole Last night
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two parts vadka, one part tomato juice, mixed with someones penis
its my favorite drink
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WTF!! Why is that fat bloody dusche still trying to sing? HOW EMBARRASSING!
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A woman's sloppy vagina on the rag.
Her bloody gunshot wound was unbearable to have sex with.
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a time when my mom came into my room and crapped on a dead baby
your mom took a bloody lumpkinon my dad's sister's 3rd cousin's grandma
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Minka monka bloody is a anchient aztec saying which translates to, “yield before yelling”
Make sure to minka monka bloody
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