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chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.

Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.

by jmgmh April 13, 2016


Surgical mask

blue disposable face coverings you see discarded everywhere in parking lots

I ran over several surgical masks as I exited the target parking lot.

by Smallbutfierce December 11, 2020


Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks September 27, 2016


Masked Bitch Face

Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.

Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...

by King Happo May 2, 2020


mask atm

an atm for masks

*you forget your mask*
"That's ok, they have some at the mask atm"

by TrustworthyMo January 31, 2022


moisture mask

Going down on a girl and start eating her out, while in the process she decides to queef in your face with it producing a stinky but refreshing moisturizer.

ahhh man, i was going down on this one girl and she gave me the gnarliest moisture mask!

by mitchbitch69 February 24, 2016


White masking

The opposite of black face. When a non-caucasian person puts on a white makeup on their face to mock white people. Can be done on purpose or unintentionally.

Gena started white masking on her stream as a way to protest against white people.

She used the wrong skin tone foundation as makeup and it seemed like she was white masking.

by loafboi May 14, 2022