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Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
When a girl ties her breasts into a pony tail using a hair tye.
It's so hot outside, I need a Pony tit.
When a girl sticks her finger in your ass to slam your prostate while she blows you.
I came like a rocket when she gave me the palomino pony!
A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.
‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’
When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.
Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?
Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.
Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?