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Alaskan Pool Party

An individual puts cold salty water in their mouth, and their partners insert their penis in the little pool. This provides a cool salty marination of their privates, usually done before having intercourse.

Martin and Matt cannot have a good sex sesh unless they both participate in an Alaskan pool party.

by Jennifer Italia July 27, 2022


alaskan slip n slide

Guy stands on a slippery surface behind a girl. Girl bends over and the guy slips then slides into her pussy

Yo I just gave this girl the best Alaskan slip n slide yesterday.

by Transamjoe April 28, 2014


Alaskan Gas Dragon

When a girl queefs inside your mouth and then you proceed to blow rings out of your nose, (you may need to know a vape trick for this part), like a dragon blowing smoke.

My mouth cavity is still soiled from when I did the Alaskan Gas Dragon.

by AlaskanEarthDragon February 11, 2024


savage alaskan

When your significant other shoves snow down your pants, promptly swipe it through your ass cheeks and splat her on the forehead

We were outside smoking a cigarette and got a snowball down my pants, so I gave her a savage alaskan

by ThePelvicPunisher March 14, 2018


Alaskan Sunrise

An Alaskan Sunrise is when you fuck a girl in the ass, and pull out as you cum. The cum resembles that of the majestic Alaskan foothills, resting under the colorfully pink pussy, or sun, as some would call it.

Condescending Coworker: "Have you ever been to Alaska? I hear they get a lot of snow this time of year, which is perfect for visiting our ski cabin in Anchorage."

You subtly one upping: "My wife gets an Alaskan Sunrise every morning!"

by PrecariousToast July 18, 2018


Alaskan Rodeo

Shitting on a girls chest and spreading as much shit on her as you can while eating her out.

Hey Daniel I held an Alaskan rodeo on Susan for 3 whole minutes last Friday.

by SlothO April 13, 2020


Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human

Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.

by P000k!3 April 15, 2023