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internet thing

Another word for router when you can't think of the word or you just don't wanna say it

Jill: is the Internet thing on?
Bob: yea it is buts it's also known as the touter

by Barbraboo February 22, 2016

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Internet Law

How it works:

If you came to my

house, came inside, and said 'I'm going to rape

your dog,' I would tell you to get the **** out,

and then I would force you, because being in a

'free country' doesn't mean you can ****

around on someone else's property

grimlen: 1st amendment!
ReySquared: and freedom of speech does not

apply ^_^
Wufei: doesn't apply on the internet
grimlen: psh
ReySquared: you can say what you want, but

not here. :3
grimlen: yes it does!! Internet is a form of the

press!!!
Wufei: if the laws of the constitution applied to

the internet
Wufei: we'd have a lot of libel/slander cases in

the courts
grimlen: itsamerica, its gonna happen
grimlen: if u ban us, we will come back!!
ReySquared: The internet is not a form of the

press, and this server is somebody's property.

That means that whatever you do, you have to

abide by whatever stipulations the host makes.
grimlen: YES it is, it is available to the publc!!! A

you sukc
ReySquared: No, it isn't. The first ammendment

applies to the government, you can't take a

person on the street to court for violating your

first ammendment rights.

...

Wufei: Rey
Wufei: publish it xD
Wufei: define it under Internet Law

This definition coined by ReySquared, Urban Dictionary editor

by LordWufei May 6, 2009

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Internet Tease

A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.

INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"

by Rosalita lol February 24, 2011

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Internet Fuckboy

A guy who messages every single girl at school but is to shy to really talk to them. For example you may be talking/DM to a guy that may like you but in real life is just a creep.

OMG I THINK CHRIS LIKE ME!!-Ameila
No hes just an Internet Fuckboy- Nicole

by october2401 April 25, 2016

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Internet Quicksand

These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:

"Just fill out this quick survey..."

Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.

And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.

Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...

2 hours later:

Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!

5 hours later:

Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!

by ISHOWEDYOU January 21, 2014

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Internet Acronym

A shortened way of saying a commonly used phrase on the internet, using the first letter of each word in the phrase.

I love using internet acronyms, LOL.

OMG, you're my BFFL.

WTF is your problem?

See ya later, I G2G.

by Rabees May 23, 2010

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internet microcelebrity

Someone who believes that 30,000 followers makes them famous. Often fitness YouTubers or Instagram record producers with 5,000 followers and a verified tag. Often found in the comment sections of @rap, @6ixbuzztv, or @worldstar.

Mike: Hey John! Lucas Hamilton just liked my post!

John: Who?

Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!

John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?

by Le dieu du PEI July 31, 2021

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