A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.
Dracula ass is when a girl's ass is so fine you wanna grab a handful and with the spare hand grab her hair, yoke her head sideways and bite her neck.
I wanna grab your Dracula ASS
Term used as a compliment. Also a way to talk to friends.
"Sup ass foo"
"Trippin ass foo"
A Poo nugget that resides on the tip of the penis after anal intercourse.
Also known as Ass candy.
Bob removed his penis from her rectum only to find a ass yam on his penis.!
The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'
The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this
When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.
I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.
is an ass that is better than all asses in the land.
DAMN girl your ass looks ASS-TACULAR in that thong.