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the sexual act of getting your partner gassie then stretching out there butthole then putting your balls in there rectum and having them fart them out.
dude that chick i did last night had taco bell for dinner so i made her give me some Boston baked beans.
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After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.
Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.
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When someone tries to bake something and after looking at it, you swear it was baked by a retard who rode the short bus to school
"Man, BB's pie was short bus baked!"
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a lously musical performance full of sour or mispitched notes.
Dude #1: Did you hear the band concert last night?
Dude #2: Yeah- it really sucked. What a friggen clam bake.
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When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.
No one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.
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a sexual position in where a male squats with his arms out in front. a female is positioned underneath the man, lickin ass, a.k.a. tossin the salad
Jane was giving Bill a boston baked clam last night when he farted.
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when Robert Downey JR needs to bake his baguettes so he uses your pussy as an oven to make it cook quicker
person 1: "oh my god i smell bread!!"
person 2: "that's my Easy Bake Pussy!! RDJ slid that baguette right in and i heated it up real good with a light butter coating gurl!"
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