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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
Guy who spread his excrements all around toilet with his own hands
Božan is Choco Bandit call a police ASAP
When you dip your balls in chocolate and t-bag the person and give them a bandit look on their eyes
I bandit t-bag her
Akeem asked Josh for a condom and he replied “nigga you know I don’t use condoms imma naked head bandit boy”
A female who comes to a house with the sole purpose to give oral pleasure to an individual or group and then leave when finished.
"Last night we had these skully bandits roll through before we went out and then had to hit em back up when we got back at like 3."
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someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.
that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching
A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.
You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?