Polar Bear

According to "Happy Hour is for Amateurs" by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. Polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. They rarely see an opportunity to move in for the kill, and thus never pass one up. They tend to have exclusive territories, and it is rare to see multiple polar bears prowling the same bar, due to their inherently competitive nature and the scarcity of men drunk or desperate enough to take them home.

See also: hogging, bbw, ssbbw, last call, beer goggles, sidewalk sale

"Looks like Anna found her ride home for the night. We raise our glasses to another hapless victim of our local Polar Bear."

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sozza bear

the cutest way of saying sorry. it usually results in being forgiven easily.

mon: how could you do that?! ill never forgive you!

ryan: sozza bear

mon: nawww dw, i dont think any less of you :)

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snow bear

When someone starts dating, and immediatly disapears for a couple of months and then once they break up you all of a sudden see that person on the scene again. Just like how a bear hibernates during winter.

Dude, johnny met that girl and snow beared for awhile. Atleast he is back in the wild, and single again.

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Big Bear

An Abnormally Large Human Being. Found In The Common Highschool. This Species Has Been Learking Around Our Local Communites For Ages. Theres Really No Way Of Stopping the Horrifing Beast. The Best Thing Is So Avoid This Creature, The Best You Can..... He's Not Very Sneeky Due To The Size Of Him. They May Have A Terrible Smell To Them, Depending On Age. Some Nicknames That May Be Used To Lure The Beast In Are, SLS, (sticks like shit), Big Bear, And If You Yell "Fatty" In A Very Deep Voice He May Respond Within 30mins, Depending on Location. Overall, It Is A Death Defying Creature, And Best To Keep A Great Distance.

Nathan, Fatty Nate, Big Bear, SLS, You name it

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honey bear

A bear shaped bottle that holds the honey. The cutest honey container.

"Who stole the honey bear?"
"Honeybear makes my tea tasty."

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huggy bear

A person that you want to be with all the time, and someone that u care about more than anything else.

Roni is Aishah's huggy bear lol.

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Bear blast

To fuck a fat chick. Also the sound of RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR must be made to make the bear blast official.

Man did you bear blast that bitch?
Yeah, she was quite the bear blast, i am ashamed.

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