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blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.

“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”

by Thomas Hobbes II March 5, 2022


poor blindness

Akin to ad blindness, this describes the behavior where a person is so used to seeing poverty that her mind just ignores it altogether as if it didn't exist.

Due to poor blindness, Milchom lived with content and joy regardless if he lived in the slums where everybody barely had food to eat.

by TiTo MeMing September 12, 2024


blind trim

The faggoty way they trim paragliders in boulder.

He pulled the pecker out of his butt amd putt it in his eyes before blind trim check on his glider.

by Ghost of Paul Revere November 25, 2023


blind insertion airway device

A medical device used to establish and maintain a patient’s airway when traditional methods are difficult or impossible.

I thought that a blind insertion airway device helps blind people breathe.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023


Cheeto Blindness

Too orange to see

Don had a bad case of Cheeto Blindness so he couldn’t see between the white lines.

by Totesmagoots October 3, 2020


conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka remote control

She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.

by Sweet tits 44310 March 11, 2019


Conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka controller.

She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness

by Sweet tits 44310 March 11, 2019