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A double stacked Eiffel Tower. One group standing on the shoulders of the other.
My night was so wild it ended in a London bridge with some circus performers.
The one time that a man's dick is fresh and plump, it's called a London bridge. A good man will let the ships (vagina) pass through the bridge and let some water splash on it
"Jimmy, do you have your London bridge today?" "Oh hell yeah I do Susie, it might get a bit wet" "do you want it to?" "FUCK ME" this is the conversation between Jimmy and Susie about London bridges
3 guys 2 girls
There are two girls facing each other, both are being penetrated doggy style. In the middle of the two girls, there is a third male simultaneously getting his penis sucked by both girls.
Yeah, my boys and I London Bridged these two baddies last night.
The area connecting your nuts and arsehole. AKA the gooch, the weld and so on and so forth.
Her tongue got lost in the depths of my stinky bridge, it was not a journey for the faint hearted. I have just commenced a historic game of five aside, she saved me the shower.
The male anatomical area running from the anus to the bottom of the ball sack and which is sensitive to oral stimulation
my favorite ho's tongue crosses my bridge of chills every time we meet up.
The male anatomical area running from the anus to the bottom of the ball sack and which is sensitive to oral stimulation
my favorite ho's tongue crosses my bridge of chills every time we meet up.
When a teacher gives you several facts, and challenges you to link them somehow,
When you can't link them, and he/ she tells you how they are linked
What the people do to get beer in a Budweiser commercial
Teacher: " How are these two things related? BUILD SOME BRIDGES!!"
Students: " ?????"
Teacher: "alright, i guess we'll have to start Buildin' Bridges"
The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok