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Kathy pulled down Matt's shorts to discover two low-hanging razor bumps.
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An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.
"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"
a cunt infested with herpe sores
the scabs on that bitches herpe sores chaffed my erection
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(n). Getting serious on a bag of your own blow after making a conscious decision of not giving a fuck (about anything). At all. Past, present, or future. Doesn't matter if anyone is watching.
I'm bout to get bump nasty on this last 2 gs....But I'll give yall a keybump, to split. Sorry, I paid for it.
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The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.
An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
The act of snorting a line of cocaine in the bathroom followed by a bowel movement.
Hey Adam will you watch the door while I take a bump 'n' dump.
A shot of vodka and a bump of cocaine
Let's have a Ukraine fist bump boys