The Bunny Suicides

This originated as a picture book by an author whose parents gave the name Andy Riley. Then again he might have chosen that name as a pseudonym. Anyway, that's beside the point. There are now a number of websites that have the illustrations of that book.

Anyway, each illustration feature a bunny who goes about finding the most ingenious, unnecessarily awkward and hilarious ways to terminate his life.

There is one catroon where the bunny leans against a wall and holds a nail up to his forehead. In front of him he has placed a huge ice-block, and embedded in the ice-block is a hammer attached to a string. His plan is that the sun will melt the ice causing the hammer to swing towards the nail driving it through his head.

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devirginizer bunny

to take more than 5 peoples virginity a year.

dude, you have taken 4 girls virginity, one more and you will be a devirginizer bunny!

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Bunny Bitch

One who does not share their bunnies with others.

dont be a bunny bitch.

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pwnergizer bunny

A person who keeps pwning and pwning with no end in sight. Usually used with 1st person shooters and Viva Pinata. Invented by
T-Squatch

Gamer 1: All you can do is spawn camp!
Gamer 2: Don't be hatin, im just a "pwnergizer bunny!"

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Jungle Bunny

A moon cricket that comes out during the day to wreck havoc amongst normal people

I was minding my own business when this jungle bunny came to annoy me.

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easter bunny

the act of sticking hot hard boiled eggs in ones ass and launching them for distance.

We played easter bunny and now my rusty muffler is killing me !!

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text bunny

another way of making the bunny

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