Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles
A stare typically done by those wanting to use power borrowed from the god "Bunghole Mathias"
Yo dude, I used the Tanzanian butthole stare to absolutely beat the mango phonk out of ohioboss69, thats epic dude, bro i used it 99 times!
The liquidity substance that pours/leaks out of anal cavity during and after one has received multiple anal cream-pies. Usually a combination of blood and semen, with the consistency of Siracha-ketchup.
Girl: Ugh, after last night’s rendezvous with all the guys, I’ve been leaking butthole sauce all morning!
Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.
The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.
AKA: The Madam Butterfly; when one sexual partner is tricked into anal sex when they are believed to be having vaginal intercourse.
“I was nervous about having anal sex. My girlfriend gave me the sneaky butthole- and told me after we’d finished. It was ‘aight...”
A king that is in fact a poopy butthole in his butt land of poopy stuff
person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"
A game based off of bloody knuckles. Only in this case you and your partner take turns shoving your penis, or strap on penis in eachothers buttholes until someone bleeds. That person is the loser. You cannot use any lubricants either. Game can be played by any and all genders. Have fun!!
Anthony and James were bored at work, so they decided to play a game of bloody buttholes.