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The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
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"OMG they're so Poom cakes... that cake is in the shape of a Poom lets all go shave our heads and worship it"
The action of modifying a cake mix to personal specifications to give it a homemade taste.
I'm cake hacking this recipe because I am adding chocolate chips and honey to the mix. All my cakes are cake hacked. I really love cake hacking. This cake hack is delicious. This cake has been hacked.
A modern version of the word "poppycock", basically meaning nonsense or bullshit.
Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."
Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."
A cake tart is a famous celebrity who is later found out to be a pedophile.
IE:
Kevin Spacey.
Jared from Subway.
Bill Cosby
The Michigan state Olympic doctor.
I though Jared seemed cool and slim; but damn what a fucking Cake Tart.
A legend of a most chill disposition such that "homie cakes" is a valid way to describe them.
Yo homie cakes let's smoke.
(verb) Fits in place of any verb in any setting. Most commonly used when indulging in cake like activities
Guy 1: Yo where's your brother?
Guy 2: Mane he on the phone Cake Bossin