a triannual online camp on scratch.mit.edu in which children sign up and then either go inactive for the rest of the month, scream every time they're reminded that people are not online 24/7, threaten to leave camp but then accidentally inspire some hosts and leaders to troll everyone for a few hours, or turn out to be decent people who go on to become hosts and leaders later and face the angry seven year old warrior-cat-roleplayer campers.
note that the campers are VERY ungrateful and the hosts and leaders deserve more credit for the time they spend thank you very much <3
Camper: omg the new daily isn't here and it's midnight UTC! THE HOSTS SUCK!!!!!!!
Host: literally shut up i have a life
Camper: I'M LEAVING SCRATCH WRITING CAMP FOREVER YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN EVERYONE HATES ME
Host: lmao bye :))
After two failed apocalypse predictions, Harold Camping, misled thousands of followers into believing Judgement Day would occur in 1994 and then again on May 21, 2011. After neither date ended the world, Harold Camping said he wasn't wrong, but just misinterpreted the Bible... again. Now we get to look forward to the new date of Oct. 21, 2011... Now whenever you're wrong just remember you aren't Harold Camping Wrong.
Staci: I'm sorry, I was wrong about that.
Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.
The best place on Earth. Mostly Jewish people. Ages (6-16) where you meet your best friends for life. Campers cry when have to go home with the memories from the best summer ever, while knowing the next year will be even better.
Do you go to Camp Westmont?
No I go to Camp Kinder Ring.
When someone hangs out in the passing lane regardless of traffic pattern and refuses to yield to overtaking traffic, regardless of how long the line of traffic is behind them.
"What is with all the traffic?"
"Some douche-bag is camping the fast lane and no one can pass"
Upon climaxing from vaginal intercourse, the male promptly removes his furry, unshaven phallus from the referenced "cooter," and proceeds to slide it up between his female partner's mammaries, as she engages in fellatio to clean off their combined juices. Please note that this act requires several months of pubic hair growth and may result in the need for a toothpick to remove clumps of hair from between the woman's teeth.
Following a wild night with Eunice, Arliss the Cave Man ended their encounter with a Camp Hill Cooterpillar. Eunice couldn't shake the taste of his man-hair for weeks.
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You Know You Go To Long Lake When:
You meet the most amazing people in the whole world
The second someone starts playing Seasons of Love on the piano everyone starts singing, and it sounds amazing
You know all to well that people w/ accents are sexier than those w/out.
You know the finale/dance to Chorus Line regardless of whether or not you were in the show.
You can quote The Princess Bride word for word.
You see people sucking fingers in public and it doesn't seem wierd.
You get "The Talk" within the first week of camp and still manage to get away with everything on hell night.
The only reason people play sports are because of the hot sports staff.
The first thing you think about when sitting in an Adirondack chair is the HMS.
When Roxey's Suite from Chicago plays you get "excited".
You have to side hug counselors because the owners are scared you will have an affair with them if you hug them.
You continue to fight over whether or not counselors are gay or straight weeks after camps over.
You are either Jewish, Rich or Like boys. You MUST fall under one of these three categories.
You have gotten caught buying things at Enchanted Forest/Water Safari.
You understand the meaning of "having aids" or "being pregnant".
You were new and at first you thought OD meant overdose.
When you hear the word sports, you groan.
You cut the line every night to get canteen, regardless of whether you want it or not.
You go rain dancing, mudlsiding, or "Slip-n-Slidding".
You know every word to Rent.
You know what to say to "Dance Department.." and "Circus Deparemnt.."
You own a homade pair of pajamas from the FAB.
You have been to Hoss' at least once.
You put your silverwear upside down in the Moooo. or know what a moo is for that matter
You have recieved or given a lap dance.
You have played a stupid game like Spin the flashlight / Never Have I ever.
You constnatly see or are part of big orgies.
If youre a girl You walk around in your pajamas looking like crap because you know that all of the boys are gay.
You have either rang or contemplated ringing the bell.
You have played and lost a game of tetherball.
You sneak around the back of the Unit Leader Shack or use the phones under the stairs just to maximize your call time.
You have hooked up with somebody. Come on, you can't go to Long lake and not hook up with anybody.
The townies thinks you are an indie art feak and look at you weird at the fireworks when you skank to the band.
You have friends in other countries.
You have yelled at table caller or told them to put you on the list before your bunk is even there.
You have a hidden stash of food from Water Safari.
You run to get to sunday morning breakfast.
You know how to Skank and love the camp's ska band.
You have conquered herm rock.
You found a way to pass the time during Superman Returns
You know how to get to Urinetown
You have friends who write erotica...on request.
You've wanted to kick those little kids out of their mini-cars and go joy riding.
Girls: You know boys that wear more makeup than you.
You hug and kiss all your friends...regardless of gender.
You've been offered a temporary home in someone's basement.
You know the gay boys have to stay away from the girls cabins...you just dont know why.
You have gotten yelled at while trying to find the makeout shack.
All of your stories at home begin with "At my camp..."
CAMP owns your life and all of your camp friends are your best.
long lake camp is my lifeee
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there are no examples, because tripp lake camp is the best
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