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When a girl takes maple syrup and uses it instead of lubricant. She then rides the boy in the backwards cowgirl position. When he ejaculates she gets off and licks the maple syrup off.
backwards cowgirl She did Canada's History with him last year.
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The act of felching an animal, storing the product in your cheeks, and reinserting said material, under pressure, back into the original source animal.
Man I went to see a Canada's History show and threw up all over place.
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An alien crash lands in Canada, attempts to build a ship to go home using a dead babies skull, a flute, the original fast food cup, Hitlers custom made hot tub dial, and the hut created by Bigfoot, found soon after his "accidental" death when he avoided taxes for so long, and in the process of building it, creates a time machine. He travels to egypt in the year of 11,000 BC. The Egyptians see his big head and ears, and strange structure, and create myths around him!! He brings them to Canada and they create a series of undergrown tunnels used to breed chickens and snakes which grow to the size of whales, and when the time is right, he will unleash them upon the land to take over and become the God of Canada! However, in the year of 2010 he tries to unleash them to find they have died to a lack of being fed, and only one is still alive, and is now known as Mccain! If he ever gets enough power, he will show his true form and tell the true history of Canada
Don't elect Mccain for president, or we will learn Canada's History and nobody cares about Canada!
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Canadians eat donuts and moose meat and get extremely drunk(drinking beer most likely brewed in wisconsin or boston or some other states ironically) as they mouth off at how they hate america yet cannot think of a reason. They also celebrate the most insignificant country in the world next to north korea which only they care about. They typically get so drunk they cannot remember participating in it though.
Canadian 1: Are you going to the Canada Day celebration, eh?
Canadian 2: No, I am going to watch hockey reruns, eh.
Canadian 1: Oh, that sounds fun too, eh.
Canadian 2: I dont like to go oat and aboat there with all the drunk people anyways, know what im talkin aboot, eh?
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The place that was holding back confederation for years because some fuck ups landed it in a ridiculous amount of debt.
Guy: why was confederation so difficult, again?
Guy 2: The province of Canada was full of dumbfucks.
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Canada's History is a sexual act where a young canadian boy gives off a scent when he is ready to mate. When this time comes he sticks his hind-quarters straight into the air and lets his special smell attract the ladies (or men to be politically correct). After a lady comes tot he young man they she lets him know she is ready to mate by sticking her tounge into his butthole. The young Canadian boy takes this as a sign for action. Then they get down hard in a pile of mud just north of the North Dakota border with Canada. This sexual act almost always guarantees you will get twins.
The young Canadian boy stuck his rear in the air when he was ready to begin Canada's History
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the act of fornicating in a parka and snow pants modified to improve access to the genitalia and anus
holy poop, my girl friend got me a gortex snow suite, i can't wait to teacher her "Canada's history"
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