Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

Babe Cave

The Babe Cave is a room designed for a pair of lovers where it is their sanctuary and haven of peace. Non-abstinent activities occur--but all are done within marriage so there is no need for the Abstinence Paddle. Named by Ace Montana, the Babe Cave is another word for the room he shares with his boyfriend who moved in with him, whenever he says or brings up the Babe Cave everyone around him groans because they think it is stupid, in reality there are several who love that term and have used it in their own lives. And when a baby comes around...its the Baby Cave.

Congratulations on the marriage! I have to build you a Babe Cave now! No marriage is complete without it!