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A person attending a conference or banquet serving deli products in a multiple course buffet who says that they will only have one course of the meal, because of their "diet," but ends up making that one course the equivalent to the amount of courses that everybody else is eating. This word is only applicable when at an event serving DELI foods.
(two men talking to each other at a banquet)
"Dude, do you know how much deli food that chick at my table is eating?"
"Veronica? Yeah, she's a closet dill popper. She says that she will only eat one course because she is on a 'diet', but she makes that one course 3x bigger than everyone else's.
Someone who cheats, but is too much of a pussy to do it obviously. They'll attempt to look legitimate, usually in avoidance of a ban. When accused, it's highly common that these guys will throw swears and slurs at you.
LegitPlayer01: Hey, your top player is a closet cheater.
N0TACHEATER: FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WHORE
A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.
Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.
Person who successfully accepted that they're gay or successfully escaped Narnia.
Did you hear about Colton? He's finally came out! He's a closet escaper!
1. A fuccboi who hasn't realised his identity yet, but will become a fuccboi as soon as he gets a chance
2. A fuccboi who hides his identity from his close friends in order to get close to their friends and perform fuccboikery on them.
3. Somebody who orders iced chocolate at Starbucks, which makes him seem sweet and nice but he will use this fact to get innocent sweet-toothed girls
Riva: "Toby, I have a friend who'd be the perfect girl for you."
Simon: "Me too, me too!"
Riva: "No. Simon is very attractive but he's a closet fuccboi."
Simon: "I am not a closet fuccboi!!"
Riva: "Well, your Starbucks order says otherwise."
A male who displays homosexual tendancies, but still has sex with women.
Don: "Hey. Have you met that Johnny kid? That guys seems pretty gay."
Ray: "Yeah, but he's banging my sister, so maybe he's closet adjacent."
Someone who acts very gay but I’m reality is straight
He acted like an inside out closet after making out with another man.