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Rim Clown

Ass Clown + Rim Job = Rim Clown!

My neighbor Darryl is such a fucking Rim Clown!

by moosethegoose May 27, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche clown

A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.

I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.

That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.

by SDkid May 15, 2008

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Slapping The Clown

Jocular coinage for male masturbation...

Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...

by Fast ED February 9, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Dirty Clown

a synonym for McDonald's Restaurants.
Named in honor of their famous mascot, Ronald McDonald, who in fact is, a dirty clown.

We all wanted to go to KOD for the 2 fer 1 but Mental insisted that we hit up The Dirty Clown for the Filet O Fish deal, so we went there instead and drove some food into us.

by John H. Ringo August 15, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rodeo Clowning

Verb: In the situation where a dude and his wingman are hitting on two women, one attractive and one totally butterface, it is considered rodeo clowning to distract the butterface while the friend gets at the hot chick. Similar to jumping on a grenade, or taking one for the team.

Dude1: "Bro, I would've never hooked up with that totally hot chick last night if you hadn't been rodeo clowning her man-cow of a friend for me"

Dude2: "Don't mention it. You would have done the same for me."

by transhaus November 12, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clown Funeral

Its tragically hilarious.

clown funeral

by beatles234 March 8, 2010

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Afraid of clowns

When you are on a date with someone you want to fuck, the first line you say is" i'm afraid of clowns, and i want to stick my dick in every orifice of your body". If she get's up and leaves, you know where you stand, if she remains, she's game. abbreviated to i'm afraid of clowns.

Yah i got laid last night, I used the i'm afraid of clowns line and it worked.

by Cerlz January 28, 2013

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