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lauren cold

lauren cold is beautiful on the outside. however once you meet her, she bullies you about your outfits and what you wear. don’t trust a lauren cold whatever you do!

person 1: *wears buttons on buttons*
lauren cold: ew what are you wearing!

by iamyourdadddy May 8, 2019

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cold one

Alcohol, especially beer.

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

by Dave May 15, 2004

120πŸ‘ 247πŸ‘Ž


Cold Goo

When a guy masturbates but doesn't clean up. Then it starts to get cold. Usually happens in a bed.

"Last night I was watching Ass Fuck #9 and Jacked off, and the I slept in my cold goo."

"Dude, you are fucked!"

by Joe Archer January 3, 2006

10πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


cold one

A cold one. It's a cold beer (Or the "Kid's cold one" Which is a soft drink).

The oneitude it directly equal to the colditude. So the colder it is, the more of a one it is. And you don't want to be left with a warm none.

The Coach Z:"Where was your hat, Homestar?"
Homestar:"Between the milk and the cold ones"

by Psy January 5, 2005

93πŸ‘ 194πŸ‘Ž


cold sore

The polite word people use when they try and tell someone that they have Herpes

"I was wiping my ass the other day and I found a cold sore right in the crack"

by Jersey January 29, 2003

72πŸ‘ 147πŸ‘Ž


DAS COLD

something harsh or unfortunate...created by Mr Amazin

Dave said he fucked your MA
Man DAS COLD

by Kwet1235 December 4, 2010

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Cold Shit

When you are on the toilet but the toilet seat is colder than your butt.

"Dude i was taking a cold shit and I couldn't even touch the toilet."

"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."

"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."

by dondonleroy December 20, 2012

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