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"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne
When a guy masturbates but doesn't clean up. Then it starts to get cold. Usually happens in a bed.
"Last night I was watching Ass Fuck #9 and Jacked off, and the I slept in my cold goo."
"Dude, you are fucked!"
A cold one. It's a cold beer (Or the "Kid's cold one" Which is a soft drink).
The oneitude it directly equal to the colditude. So the colder it is, the more of a one it is. And you don't want to be left with a warm none.
The Coach Z:"Where was your hat, Homestar?"
Homestar:"Between the milk and the cold ones"
The polite word people use when they try and tell someone that they have Herpes
"I was wiping my ass the other day and I found a cold sore right in the crack"
something harsh or unfortunate...created by Mr Amazin
Dave said he fucked your MA
Man DAS COLD
When you are on the toilet but the toilet seat is colder than your butt.
"Dude i was taking a cold shit and I couldn't even touch the toilet."
"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."
"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."
(noun)The half-erection one gets when it is cold or when experiencing erectile dysfunction. Resembling a slumped, freezing soldier hiding in a trench.
"All day she gave me the cold shoulder. But later on, she started warming up to me. However, all I could give her was the cold soldier."