lauren cold is beautiful on the outside. however once you meet her, she bullies you about your outfits and what you wear. donβt trust a lauren cold whatever you do!
person 1: *wears buttons on buttons*
lauren cold: ew what are you wearing!
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"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne
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When a guy masturbates but doesn't clean up. Then it starts to get cold. Usually happens in a bed.
"Last night I was watching Ass Fuck #9 and Jacked off, and the I slept in my cold goo."
"Dude, you are fucked!"
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A cold one. It's a cold beer (Or the "Kid's cold one" Which is a soft drink).
The oneitude it directly equal to the colditude. So the colder it is, the more of a one it is. And you don't want to be left with a warm none.
The Coach Z:"Where was your hat, Homestar?"
Homestar:"Between the milk and the cold ones"
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The polite word people use when they try and tell someone that they have Herpes
"I was wiping my ass the other day and I found a cold sore right in the crack"
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something harsh or unfortunate...created by Mr Amazin
Dave said he fucked your MA
Man DAS COLD
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When you are on the toilet but the toilet seat is colder than your butt.
"Dude i was taking a cold shit and I couldn't even touch the toilet."
"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."
"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."
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