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Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it

I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk

by Pun intended December 30, 2022


Cop Boob

When a woman cop wears a bulletproof vest too tight and her boobs hang out the side.

“Bro, I was so distracted by her cop boob that I couldn’t even nab that perp.”

by Bathy the Butt June 9, 2018


Copped

when you cut parts of an image off but retain parts of it, typically for comedic or general utility.

"i just copped this image of me... doing your mom."

by ariiajf;aif August 29, 2022


Copped

To get over being uncomfortable!

After I sobbed peed inside my boxer brief undies, due to that I was unambulatory to take off my wet boxer brief undies and I loved my boxer brief undies, I copped with my wet boxer brief undies that my wet boxer brief undies became comfortable that I could smile inside my wet boxer brief undies!

by Turo Fernandez November 1, 2019


easy cop

To buy something verry easily or ti dteal something verry easily

Javi: hey david did u finnese the new pair of jordans from jose
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop

by Javier Sainz aka j dog aka October 22, 2017


Cop Hair

1. When a cop who has cop hair grows their hair out, to blend in with us (the normal people), but doesn't cut it, and has cop-hair-shaped hair that's just longer. 2.One of the primary indicators of who is a cop.

"Hey, man. He's a cop! You wanna know how I know? 'Cause he got cop hair!"

by Tardigradous Friseur March 9, 2010


cop a hug

A guy pretends to hug a woman, but secretly tries to touch her breast or butt in the process. cop a feel, sexual assault, groping, frotteurism, touchy feely, fondle, butt, breast, Me Too, Times Up

The director hugged me and tried to cop a hug when he squeezed my breast with his hand.

by joecoolthefool September 2, 2018