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Ending an extended period of vegetation.
“Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”
“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”
Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.
Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
Dude, that curry did a number on me. Excuse me while I go unbox the couch.
someone who likes spending his/her time by reading novels while reclining on a couch!
jane(looking at jared who's sitting on a couch, reading 'The Ambler Warning'): gawd jared! You are such a couch novel!
Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.
I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.
When you fuck a girl on a leather couch and leave a puddle of sweat and female juice.
I just want to make couch puddles right now, man.
People who like to have sex with couches.
J.D. Vance is a couch humper.