bored till like a dead person.
Alissa : heyy girl, hows yesterday?
Me : dead bored.
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The Dead Boys were an early Punk Rock band out of Cleveland, Ohio. The Dead Boys were very influential on future Punk bands. They arrived in New York City in the late 1970's, and were a sensation at CBGB's. During their loud, fast, angry songs the lead singer would routinely cut himself up with a razor and bleed all over the stage.
The Dead Boys were an early Punk Rock band out of Cleveland, Ohio.
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Similar to saying "Are you serious?".
"Yo muh dude kiesha is prego."
"Are you DEAD BUNS?"
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Basic Bible teaching
referring to those who were too smart
in thier physical lives
for thier own good
You live twice, you die once
you live once , you die twice
You're not born in the spirit?
You twice dead man
Get born again...QUICK!
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A series of jokes that are increasingly popular with angsty teens.
(One of the funnier dead baby jokes)
Emo: Whats worse than a pile of a thousand dead babies?
Normal Person: I'm probably gunna regret this but, what?
Emo: The one at the bottom eating its way out!
Normal Person: *while laughing* Ah! Thats just sick!!!
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Straight hair that has no excitement like curly hair. It's just dead and boring to look at. Nothing interesting about it.
"I'm glad i don't have dead hair. I got excitement on my head!" lol
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The infamous expression of shock/disbelief and/or rejection. Famous users of the 'Dead Meerkat' include Petr Cech, and of course, meerkats, such as the one in 'The Lion King' (Please note that no research was taken into whether or not the meerkat in 'The Lion King' did indeed assume the 'Dead Meerkat' position even once throughout the entirity of the film).
The expression is a pose in which the user extends the arms outwards, elbows bent, fingers pointing downwards with the palms facing towards the ribcage, usually accompanied by a facial expression of shock and/or bewilderness/disorientation. In extreme circumstances, the user will assume the pose whilst simultaneously falling backwards onto the ground, curling up one's legs and stiffening the toes.
Examples:
1.
Player A: *Slots ball past Petr Cech*
Petr Cech: *Falls onto back and assumes the position of the 'Dead Meerkat'*
2.
Person A: "Oi mate watch me get wiv dis fitty yeah"
Person B: "Go on then son"
Person A: *Walks up to target and offers to dance*
Target: *Looks at her less attractive friend, pointing towards the bar, followed by a nod in unison from both, thus walking away*
Person A: *Assumes the 'Dead Meerkat' position*
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