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The nicest ass and pussy destroyer of sex toys on the market
“hey John you get the new dildo quencher yet”
The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3
"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"
I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef
Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.
When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"
When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo
Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo
when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo
bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.
When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.
I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo