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A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.
The person who created something so stupid or something that doesn't do what its meant to do.
Nadia: that was created by a dildo with arms
When a beugski gets boxed and killed in a 1v1 build fight on Fortnite and the coral commandos sing to proclaim the winner.
You’re so bad haha singing dildos
Something only a Taylee would have in the room all over her walls
Taylee why do u have 34 dildos ?
Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.
So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.
A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.
Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!
Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects