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A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.
In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."
"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."
"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
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When you are going down in your brother and you pull your cock out of him and shoot your load on your baby brothers chest while making intense eye contact with your dad.
Me and my family had a dirty Greyson the other day.
You wanna do a dirty Greyson later?
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When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.
Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.
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A slang term for alcohol more specifically alcohol in a brownish color
Yo my nigga is tripping on the dirty water bro
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The act of, or a person who parties all night, then continues through the next day, and then straight through the second night without sleeping (or sometimes showering).
"We don't need a hotel room in Vegas, we're pulling a Dirty Bando."
"Todd wasn't having any luck with the ladies at the club until he hooked up with that Dirty Bando."
"Let's have one last Dirty Bando before you settle down and get married."
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When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.
Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle
Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
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The Dirty Khan can only be preformed by a khan himself. To start the procedure u must find a setting in which there is a ceiling fan and a bed below it. Next the partner must then go face down ass up towards the ceiling fan. Then the other partner will climb onto the ceiling fan and prepare for the drop. Next is the most crucial part as the aim is essential, if done improperly or not by a khan the penis may be shattered in the process. The Drop contains 2 crucial roles, the partner on the bed keeping her asshole wide open and the male partner preforming what is similar to a sword going into its sheath with masterful precision. The end result is then an instant orgasm and you both never fuckin talk about it after. Gay balls.
“I did the Dirty Khan on Tommy’s mom last night”
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