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An addiction to drinking, smoking, and having too much fun.
Jim's Babe Ruth's Disease is flaring up real bad tonight.
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Asian Booty Disease, also known as ABD is a complication that effects 99.7% of the Asian population. It is usually noted at the age of 15 by young Asian girls who try to shake their ass like black girls in music videos seen on BET and MTV.
There are only two known treatments for ABD. The obvious, ass implants are relatively expensive and rarely ever supported by strict Asian parents. The second, more realistic treatment is placing two water-filled balloons in front of each ass cheek. The only problem with this method, is that when your boyfriend wants you to remove your pants to get it on, they realize the trick that you have played on them for the past 3 months.
Victoria: Why is my ass so flat?
Bob: Let me see. Damn girl, you got yourself a case of ASIAN BOOTY DISEASE.
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Ben Abbots is a disease suffered by the students of Chipping Norton school, mostly seen in the 6th form, it can materialize as a rash or spots, and can take many years to be free of the disease, sometimes you are stuck with the disease forever,
some people will also suffer from Luke Davies disease at the same time, as both disease can simultaneously infect the body through the ear, suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies disease at the same time can lead to diarrhoea, constipation and possible spleen failure.
Ben Abbots disease can be treated with antibiotics or more commonly with the herbal patch "tashorheo" which can be purchased from most pharmacies.
When suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Daives disease it can be much harder to become free of the disease, it usually takes at least 1500ml of diet coke every day for 8 months along with 40kg of pringles a month along side a spoon full of sugar,
side effects to Ben Abbots disease and the Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies Disease combination include an uncontrollable need to shout out random banter, describe visually sexual acts with surrounding peoples mothers and the compulsive need to put your hand in peoples faces and Shout "Face"
Me and Natasha both contracted Ben Abbots Disease It was very painful. Alice caught Ben Abbots Disease, she still has not recovered
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A sexually transmitted disease passed on by pigs around the world, in influenza form. The virus only started appearing because a dirty mexican was sick of raping dogs and experimented on pigs...The influenza is strongest on the actual person that screwed the pig, you wonder why the only deaths are in Mexico...
Dirty mexican to dirty hobo friends - "Hey i just tryed haveing sex with a pig, not only is it more enjoyable but the pig resists less!"
Dirty hobo friends - "Hey sounds like fun lets start a chain mail on it..."
*All die, pandemic starts*
Condoms in Mexico now advertise that it prevents Swine Transmitted Disease...
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Someone who is retarded and can't play a mage and his father is a clown and people say honk around him all the time.
Jandrey you stupid chob mage your a gay asshole that has clown disease.
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Basically when a girl suddenly changes into more of a 'girlie girl'. She starts focusing on her overall appearance. Churchies tend to use this term for girls that walk away because they prefer to fit in with the popular kids.
Person1: What's with Ashley? She hasn't been to service in weeks.
Person2: Oh, she got the pretty girl disease.
Person1: I knew she kicked her look up a knotch.
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a fatal disease that affects both humans and cows. very talked about.
one damn cow was found with mad-cow in canada and everyone banned meat.
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