Doing a maya

Having a wank, probably quite an excessive amount of masturbation is occurring. Sometimes to pass the time or sometimes used to procrastinate.

'How many maya's have you had today?'
'Ah, I haven't stopped doing a maya all day, I've been so bored'

Doing a Dani.

Dramatically going over the top when something goes wrong.

There he/she goes, doing a Dani.

Don't do a Dani!

Doing a Callum

The act of punching someone who is unaware while seating.

Oh wow dude that guy who got thrown out, got caught doing a Callum!

Do a Neo

Doing a Neo is jumping out of a window

" Man I just voice cracked in the middle of a pick-up line... I'm just gonna do a Neo "

Doing the biden

Sniffing/ touching girls of the younger age.

Doing the Biden can get you locked in prison.

doing a spie

breaking the clutch on your car

<bloke 1> my cars broke :
<bloke 2> how?
<bloke 1> I did a spie :(

Doing a holmes

This is when, instead of going out with all of your friends. you just stay in and be lame

You coming out tonight?
Nah
Dude. don't do a holmes on me
no way man, I'm doing a holmes