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Douche Bigalow

Same Term As Douche But adding The Ending of a Movie in it.

Dude You Are such a fucking Douche Bigalow!

by Anarchy! August 19, 2007

35πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Douche Out

The act of being really lame and leaving your best friends hanging for a really bad reason.

Dude, don't douche out on me.

by Medianoche April 28, 2007

31πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Douche Pickle

An alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be 'Douche' or 'Douche Bag'. A more fun word to say in a less serious situation.

"I was playing poker last night and that Douche Pickle took all my money."

by Spades---Brandon November 26, 2006

80πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Douche Snap

A weird, annoying snap that involves flicking your wrist in a way that your index finger hits against your middle finger and thumb. It makes an incredibly annoying noise, usually accompanied by the phrase: β€œSketch, balls, Q’doba.” The primary abusers of this motion is the common douche bag, and they usually begin performing this action at the most random, fucking nonsensical, absurd times and locations, it's like it is a nervous twitch or some shit!

*Snap, snap, "Sketchhh, balls, Q'doba"

Goddamn it, Mike is doing the douche snap again.

by sketchballsqdoba April 22, 2010

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Were-douche

1.To be a cool while in person but once out of site becomes an automatic douche.
2.One who has frequent angry outbursts.

Man, Travis is a total were-douche?
really? I thought he was alright.
yea, thus the were-douche

by gzcl June 21, 2007

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


douche bag

FAKE kids with vagina beards that are obsessive over hacky sacks and previous girlfriends, who also enjoy fooling around with younger immature drug addict little girls that have no lives and think they're wicked cool and that "he's" the shit cuz he's older"

timothy p. thellen "aka timgod" you're such a douche bag!
"NO IM NOT GIVE ME MY HACKY SACK!!"

by xprincesxxxrawrx March 12, 2010

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


douch bag

A stupid asshole concerned with stupid shit, hense douch bag. Someone who is so concerned with themselves, so much so, that they don't see they don't just undermine everyone else, but themselves as well.

That douch bag at the club with all the bling around his neck and sporting the newest fad kept making creepy passes all night. He does not see the girls all left and he screwed all the other guys’ including himself.

That slutty girl at the club has two kids and a husband at home and would rather shake her ass, what a douch bag. She does not see her kids will grow up to hate her and her husband will eventually leave her.

A douch bag professional athlete snubs and/or insults fans. He does not see that he is screwing over his fellow athletes, his fans, and eventually himself.

A successful business man fusses over his car, his suit, clothes, house, and/or jewellery. The doch bag cares nothing for his children, his wife, his community, or people at work. Then he has the balls to complain his wife cheats, his kids are losers, his car continually gets vandalized, and everyone at work is trying to get him fired.

by stellarstyle September 3, 2010

80πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž