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When a bartender makes a drink so weak that it could have came from a dollar store. This tends to happen with new bartenders.
John: Wow, you finished that long island fast.
Me: It was so weak. It was a dollar store drink.
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Best insult for either a idiot or a thot. More severe than ur granny tranny.
Thot: begone thot is over used
Person: dummies drink Cummies
Thot:*barfs cum and goes to hell*
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When you meet an ugly chick in a club but you can't nail her until you've had a few hard drinks.
Guy #1: Hey! Did You Drink her pretty? Did you fuck that fugly chick?
Guy #2: Na man. I'm not shit-faced enough for that troll.
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A top that women who are extremely top-heavy wear in a club or a bar in order to get men to give her (and many times her friends also) drinks for free.
Girl A: Hey girl, are you ready to hit the club?
Girl B: Almost. Lemme just put on my free drinks shirt so we don't have to buy our own.
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Going along with what a crowd desires. Often used when a person changes positions on a topic.
Dave got a haircut and a new suit. Looks like his company is making him drink the kool-aid.
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its when your drunk and your with a bunch of loud mouth girls who are drunk and you say drink up bitches hoping they will get so drunk they will pass out and be quiet
i am at a concert and the girls would rather talk than watch the concert so you lift ur drink up and say drink up bitches
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The icing on the cake for other insults.
carrot: please quit it with the laughter and jovial interaction with you colleagues.
cucumber: eat a dick and drink some milk
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