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When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.
Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.
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Similar to joke insurance, facebook insurance is the mutual agreement to like/ comment on a friend's facebook status regardless of what it is, it is usually used to lessen the embarassment of having a really unsuccessful/boring status.
A friend will like/comment on your status, and you return the favour when they post a status, regardless if you have any interest to it.
Sharon is sitting down
*John likes this*
Person 1: Whoa Sharon and John totally have facebook insurance...
Person 2: Totally
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someone that posts their nonsensical ideas on facebook hoping people will think they are an intellectual or "enlightened." These people will usually have a following of friends who will agree with whatever they have to say even if it makes no sense at all.
Tyler: Did you see Jeff's status update about life and why we exist?
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.
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A Facebook user who spends their days pretending to be in the "Cyber Hacker" group known as "Anonymous". While these users possess no hacking skills like that of "Anonymous" and do not participate in actual activism, instead they spend their days posing in Guy Fawkes masks and working on Facebook to redefine the name "Anonymous" as nothing more than a group of Facebook friends.
Most often Facebook Anon's live with their parents or have other situations allowing them to stay on Facebook 24 hours a day and develop a cult-like second lifestyle in which they repost each others news and memes. Not unlike a high school "clique" or a "street gang" who stakes claim to turf which is not theirs, when these Facebook Anons attack others they are often met with resistance and end up looking foolish. As gang mentality dictates, they will then get angry and become "BUTT HURT" which leads to slander and personal drama on Facebook, their home.
Finally when all else fails and the Facebook Anons are angry at someone but have nothing factual or personally against them, they will accuse their enemies of being "pedophiles", "federal agents", or anything else they can think of which is frowned upon in the world of Facebook Anon. They will work endlessly in attempts to slander others in hopes they will leave Facebook, their "turf" of the internet.
1) I try to keep my info private, too many Facebook Anons out there stealing info to pretend they are a hero.
2) I was trying to answer his question but that Facebook Anon could not stand to see he was wrong and just started posting endless memes.
3) I was trying to communicate, but it is difficult with the Facebook Anon can only type replied of "Are you mad bro?" and "you have feelz".
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This is the day you have listed as your birthday on your facebook account so that people can not steal your identity and create massive amounts of debt in your name.
It's my facebook birthday today, so many "friends" on facebook are wishing me happy birthday... if they knew me better they would know my real birthday is in three months.
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Someone who adds people to their facebook for the sole purpose of having a bigger FB friend count
guy1:hey do you know this girl? she added me on facebook
guy2:Woah! i got added by her too
guy1:wow prolly just another facebook whore
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A euphemism for finding out about a person on their Facebook page so as not to need to ask for all the mundane details (hobbies, favorite quotes, marriage status) so conversations can go straight to arguing over the relative merits of Shadow of the Hegemon vs. Xenocide
I thought she looked pretty cute, but after Facebook Stalking her I found out she thinks Children of the Mind is the best Ender novel!
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